Today's Column:
507 - Machismo
All Columns:
507 - Machismo
506 - More Candidates
505 - Candidates
504 - Urinals
503 - Emptying Dodge
502 - Justice at Last
501 - Republicans
500 - 1955
499 - Oo-rah
498 - Confession
497 - A Conversation with Hant
496 - Tea Party
495 - Drug Skirmish
494 - Brain Rot
493 - Mexico Fades
492 - Publishing Racket
491 - Race, Again
490 - Around Town
489 - Racial Worries
488 - Into Central America
487 - Disengagement
486 - White Males
485 - White Trash
484 - Darwin, Sort Of
483 - Come to Jesus
482 - Our Sexual Future
481 - On Patriotism
480 - Divided America
479 - How We Were
478 - Let's Avoid Race!
475 - On Losing Wars
474 - Checking Out Mexico
473 - Farewell Joe Bageant
472 - American History 101
471 - Clotting We Will Go
470 - Screw the Troops
469 - Fred to Rule Country
468 - Intelligence Agencies
467 - Rumble in Egypt
466 - What America Doesn't Know
465 - FOXghanistan
464 - The Underside
463 - Monkey Trap
462 - In the Andes
461 - The Coming Storm
460 - The Spreading Asylum
459 - Let's Invade Mexico!
458 - Mexican Links
457 - Let's Attack Iran!
456 - Guad Bar
455 - Caboose
454 - Squid
453 - Mexico
452 - A Grand Adventure
451 - Child Abuse
450 - Burning the Koran
449 - Freedom
448 - Wikileaks
447 - Killing Feels So Good
446 - We Are Doomed
445 - Hooking Up
444 - Extinction
443 - Commentator's Disease
442 - Mexico and Drugs
441 - The General Speaks
440 - The Consulate, Gaudalajara
439 - IQ
438 - Darwin
437 - Mississippi Schools
436 - TSA Again
435 - Panty Scanners
434 - End of Santa
433 - A Mahogany Bubble
432 - In the Himalayas
431 - Ethyl and Hillary
430 - American Airlines
429 - Afghanistan
428 - Street Trades
427 - Dead Marine
426 - TSA
425 - Horror in Mexico
424 - Our Glorious Leaders
423 - Hagvacas
422 - Joan Baez
421 - AIPAC
420 - Damocles
419 - Snapshot
418 - Swine Flu!
417 - Messin' in Mexico
416 - Drugs and Mexico
415 - Gaza
415 - Tom's Bar
414 - The Value of Honor
413 - Big Rays
412 - Conservatives
411 - Bastards
410 - Air Power Explained
409 - Federal Porn
408 - Military
407 - Mexico
406 - McCain's Head
405 - Fred For Prez
404 - The Election
403 - Shwei Gwo Syau Jye
402 - Pit Bulls and Pentagon
401 - Walden Updated
400 - Katrina South
399 - AIPAC and Israel
398 - Guns for Defense
397 - Marrying Up
396 - Sex and Head Space
395 - Jim Webb for VP
394 - Passing the Torch
393 - Toilet Seats
392 - More Darwin
391 - Testifying Generals
390 - Immigration Fun
389 - The Fools of Aprils
388 - Scoping Out Pepe
387 - Outsourcing
386 - Democracy, If Any
385 - Immigration
384 - Illusion of Competence
383 - Eeek!
382 - Death in Mexico
381 - My Days with Rommel
380 - Walphie at War
379 - Fidel and Me
378 - Race and Crime
377 - A New Dark Age
376 - Mayonnaise
375 - Immigration
374 - Party in Joco
373 - A Racial Lynching
372 - Taking a Break
371 - Brains
370 - Another South
369 - A Dog to its Vomit
368 - Socialized Medicine
367 - Crimes of Jews
366 - Desegregation
365 - Comics as Education
364 - Darwin and Banana Boobs
363 - Galapagos
362 - Rape in Tennessee
361 - The Country Today
360 - Deer Hunting with Jesus
359 - Economics
358 - Airbitchery
357 - Hant Agin' Terror
356 - Not Finding Brains
355 - Intelligence
354 - Politics as Perversion
353 - Honor, If Any
352 - Fleecing Uncle Patsy
351 - The Moslem Wars
350 - A Conversation with Bush
349 - Tiresome Paranoia
348 - A Misplaced Pagan
348 - The National Character
347 - Security as Theater
346 - Victory Infallible
345 - Hangmen of the Arts
344 - Sex and Discrimination
343 - Ivy Blindness
342 - Killing GIs
341 - Turning Fifteen in Mexico
340 - Drunk in Mexico
339 - Night of the Dead
338 - Peeing on Hydrants
337 - Can Israel Last?
336 - A Study In Rot
335 - Awaiting The Rebellion
334 - Cultural Psychiatry
331 - Fred, Narcotrafficante
330 - Fred's Terror Report
329 - Austin: How We Were
328 - Radical Feminists
327 - Bush, Yet
326 - When I Was Tom Sawyer
325 - Abolishing Universities
324 - The Boy Crisis
323 - Travel Ain't What It Was
322 - The Nights With Lanc
321 - Marsupials at Harvard
320 - A Changing America
319 - Thoughts On Mexico
318 - Thoughts on War
317 - Multiculturalism
316 - Eighth Grade in Mexico
315 - Playing At Manhood
314 - Mexican Immigration Law
313 - The Hills of Mexico
312 - In Darkest Africa
311 - Thoughts On Hornets
310 - Stolen Viagra, Yet
309 - Fred's House
308 - Bush Babies
307 - In Search Of Darkness
306 - The War Against Religion
305 - Eternity And Pickletops
304 - A Colony Again
303 - Intelligent Design
302 - New Year In Guad
301 - Israel And The Press
300 - In Favor Of Extermination
299 - Who Wants Diversity?
298 - Soldiers and the Press
297 - Will Someone Marry Maureen?
296 - Death of the Media
295 - Paris Burns
294 - Brass Pole In Bsngkok
293 - PMS
292 - Yet More Evolution
291 - The Excuse of Poverty
290 - Wanna Enlist?
289 - Eye-Balling China
288 - Looting In New Orleans
287 - Thoughts on Slavery
286 - Terror in D.C.
285 - How To Bail To Mexico
284 - Community Policing
283 - A Dangerous Woman
282 - Things In Heaven And Earth
281 - Hant Ponders Furrin Policy
280 - Dumb-Ass Stamps In Mexico
279 - Chain Saws
278 - What Price Iraq?
277 - The Chinese Tide
276 - Dissolving The Social Contract
275 - The Praise Of Rednecks
274 - Pitying The Poor
273 - Tossing Democracy
272 - How We Were
271 - Marriage in Mexico, Etc.
270 - The Path Of Democracy
269 - Reflections On A Funeral
268 - Twisted And Twisteder
267 - Fredwin On Evolution
266 - Hunter Thompson
265 - Wussyism At Harvard
264 - Marrying Mommy
263 - Life In Guadalajara, Sort OF
262 - Objective News
261 - An Early Literate American
260 - Libs And Cons
259 - Down With Schools
258 - The Death Of Newspapers
257 - War's Other Price
256 - A Visit To Washington
255 - Fred On The Election
254 - Fred Endorses Hillary
253 - Psychotherapy
252 - Death Of The Schools
251 - Fredwitz On War
250 - The Nature Of Mexican Immigration
249 - Solutions From Fred
248 - The Jews
247 - The Telescreen
246 - Cluesless In Bagdad
245 - In Praise Of Mexicanas
244 - Fred: Mostly Useless
243 - On Escaping Democracy
242 - Cave Diving
241 - Why Fred Be Slow
240 - Crimes of Israel
239 - Ilsa Koch Gets Kotched
238 - The Underclass
237 - The Media As Grey Sludge
236 - Democracy Explodes Over Iraq
235 - The Feminization Of America
234 - Nowhere To Hide
233 - Governmental Uselessness
232 - Lockstep Thinking On Evolution
231 - Gay Marriage
230 - Uppity White Male
229 - Anybody Seen America?
228 - Grotesque Self-Promotion
227 - Faking Democracy
226 - Criminality At NASA
225 - The Decline Of English
224 - Peddling Ourselves To Death
223 - Green Kid Loose In America
222 - Crime South Of The Rio Bravo
221 - Maybe We Ain’t Bin Ladened
220 - Loose in Bangkok
219 - Scamming Blacks
218 - Uncle Hant And The Law
217 - Universities And Athletes Foot
216 - Fooling Around In Laos
215 - Fred For President
214 - Istanbul
213 - The Mess in Potamia
212 - Sunsets And Mosquito Hawks
211 - Apple Pie And Psilocybin
210 - More On Mexico
209 - Questions Of Faith
208 - Deserved Contempt
207 - Instinct And Society
206 - Our Lousy Airlines
205 - Asians And American Research
204 - Why Not To Get Married
203 - The Surveillance State
202 - The National SitCom
201 - Hitching Ron And Sara
200 - "Whiteness Studies"
199 - Dwarf Tossing
198 - The Uses Of Patriotism
197 - Expatriating: A View
196 - Golf And Feminism
195 - Achieving Bovocracy
194 - Grocery Rack Literature
193 - France And War
192 - Schooling And The Two Cultures
191 - Dark Night In Mexico
190 - Copyright And Police Powers
189 - Grand Canyon
188 - War On Autopilot
187 - 1953
186 - Diving In St. Maarten
185 - Playing Harvard's Organ
184 - Essaying Empire
183 - The Appeal Of War
182 - Building Semi-Literates
181 - The United States As International Mother-In-Law
180 - What's A White Guy To Do?
179 - Watering Jane Fonda
178 - A Country Eating Itself
177 - The Automaticity Of Resegregation
176 - The Nature Of Net Journalism
175 - The Supreme Court
173 - Cathouse Journalism
172 - The Suicide Of Marlboro Man
171 - Partying In Mexico
170 - Left And Right Together
169 - Birthing The Ogpu
168 - Dropping The Golden Gate
167 - Horror And The Air Force
166 - Night Train Back Then
165 - A Sniper And National Character
164 - Thoughts On A Soon Expatriation
163 - Thoughts On Environmentalism
162 - Smallpox For Everyone
161 - Night Shift On Route 301
160 - A Well-Regulated State
159 - Bin Laden Day
158 - Expatting We Will Go
157 - Flogging The Kaboom
156 - Steve Hatfill And Anthrax
155 - How Stable Is America?
154 - The Ascension Of Wunxputl
153 - Military Reflections
152 - Madison Avenue And Killer Slugs
151 - Marx In Disguise
150 - To Marry Or Not
149 - Racial Condescension
148 - A Subliminal War
147 - Going Faster And Faster
146 - Doing The DC Bob
145 - Hillary Comes To Florida
144 - The Legal System, If Any
143 - Exploding At The Airport
142 - Immigration And Ebola
141 - Hant Explains Space Aliens
140 - Women And Accountability
139 - Race, Evolution, And Behavior
138 - Cannibalism In The Ivy League
137 - Outlawing Childhood
136 - Nuking New York
135 - Women In Combat
134 - Queer Studies At Hahvud
133 - Airline Security: We Aren't Serious
132 - Posing In The Pluke Bucket
131 - Whither The Military?
130 - Violence And Plastic Soldiers
129 - Approximating Democracy
128 - Race And Basketball
127 - The Attitudes Of Blacks
126 - Abolishing Christmas
125 - Pondering Web Journalism
124 - Managing Us
123 - The Plague Of Self-Esteem
122 - A Conspiracy For Fred
121 - Safened To Death
120 - Sex Finally Explained
119 - Reading About Afghanistan
118 - More On The Death Of The Schools
117 - Why White Men Prefer Asian Women
116 - American Schools Go Crazy
115 - In Favor Of Discourtesy
114 - Hant On Policy. If Any.
113 - Terrorism: Where Are We Going?
112 - The Tide From The South
114 - The Trade Center
113 - Training Neutered Poodles
112 - The Great California Custom-Mower Craze
111 - Imposing Common Decency
110 - Hant Explains Democracy
109 - Reparations For Slavery, Yesss!
108 - Storm Sewers And Bottle Rockets
107 - China. Bring Your Umbrella.
106 - Fred, Fount Of Bulimia
105 - Adventuring With Octopus Woman
104 - Heresy Regarding Integration
103 - Conversations With Hant
102 - Assault On The Churches
101 - Fred, With Salsa
100 - The Annual Paranoia Column
99 - Draining The Federal Udder
98 - Pondering The Underclass
97 - Tag. The Horror. Oh, The Horror.
96 - Looting In Cincinnati
95 - Napster
94 - A Codpiece For Hillary
93 - Grade School Attacked By Laser
92 - Diaper Rash In Academia
91 - Getting Shod In Berkeley
90 - Horror In The Suburbs
89 - Black And Brown In America
88 - Nekkid In Austin
87 - The Further Decline Of The Military
86 - Surveillance In Digital Times
85 - Dueling With The Swamp Rat
84 - Diapering Europe
83 - Martin Luther King
82 - The Canoe As Camel
81 - Terror On The Playground
80 - Getting Rid Of McKinley
79 - The Man Beneath The Bed
78 - Dodgeball And Violence
77 - How Star Trek Turns Your Brains To Grits
76 - Slavery, And Why It's My Fault
75 - The Few, The Proud, The Slightly Loony
74 - Pondering The National Farce
73 - Rats, Dumps, And America
72 - The Academic Encouragement Of Squalor For Other people
71 - Mowgli And The Digital World Economy
70 - Bossy And Aerodynamics
69 - Sour Reflections On The New America
68 - War, Reality, And Ditz-Bunnies
67 - Pottifying The Navy
66 - Movies For Giraffes
65 - Why You Should Stay Out Of The Military
64 - Keeping Sanchez In His Place
63 - Why Jonny Cant Rede
62 - The Decline Of Manners, And A Cure
61 - Interracial Dating
60 - Vaporizing Nearly Everywhere
59 - The Schools Vs. Boys
58 - The Brave New Web
57 - Too Many Therapists
56 - The Road To Racial Catastrophe
55 - A President Crafted by Microsoft
54 - Ruining Kids Downtown
53 - Divorce: A Lawyer's View
52 - Beer And Possums In The Autumn
51 - The Barbarians Within The Gates
50 - Darwin Elucidated
49 - Letter From A Dead Racist
48 - Gelded Men And Sexless Women
47 - Miracles, If Any
46 - The Press, Lemmings, And White Wine
45 - David Duke As Black Leader
44 - Harassing General Claudia
43 - Blacks And The Confederate Flag
42 - Multiculturalism: The Continuing Tantrum
41 - In Search Of The Wino Vote
40 - Lying About Women In The Military
39 - Reparations For Blacks: Why?
38 - The Loss Of Freedom In An Age Of Comfort
37 - Divorce: A Male Perspective
36 - Feminists As Mutant Frumps
35 - The Universities As Sandbox
34 - Blacks And Opportunity
33 - Godzilla, Mothra, And Other American Art
32 - Men, Women, and Mathematics
31 - The Time I Wasn't In Playboy
30 - Gun Control: Gimme A Break
29 - Marry Virtually Anything
28 - Should Voting Be A Felony?
27 - Illegitimacy As An Urban Hobby
26 - Americana: On The Road In 1969
25 - The Gummint's Watching, Sort Of
24 - Geeks, Dweebs, and Grief Therapy
23 - The World Wide Web As Journalistic Apocalypse
22 - Pistons, Teen-agers, and Ultimate Meaning
21 - Swedenborg Comes To Matamoscas
20 - Are White Males Gods?
19 - The Hispanification of America
18 - Bat Cagle Comes To Washington
17 - The Virtues of Bars
16 - Women In The Military II: Letters
15 - Racial Profiling, If Any, And The Cops
14 - The Marine Corps As Psychotherapy
13 - Journalism As A Character Defect
12 - Against Marriage (Think About A Collie)
11 - Americana: Elvis Seen In UFO
10 - Let's Fondle Boy Scouts!
9 - Women In the Infantry
8 - Why Is John Kennedy Special?
7 - The Black Underclass: What now?
6 - Gender Wars
5 - Elegance in a Biker Bar
4 - Affirmative Action
3 - A Codpiece For Clinton
2 - Blacks and Intelligence
1 - Feminist Tarantulas
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